they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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