no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Randomize
