I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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