Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Sober January is a disaster.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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