I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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