Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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