We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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