just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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