Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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