It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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