it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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