did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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