You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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