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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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