Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
someone owes me an orgasm
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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