so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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