You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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