I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The dick lei will go down in squad history
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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