i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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