we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
kristin has been a bad kristin
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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