then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's shark week go big or go home
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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