Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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