i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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