This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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