Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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