Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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