Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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