Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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