Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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