don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It was confusing and full of hummus
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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