Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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