I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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