When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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