i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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