i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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