Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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