Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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