im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You are the jesus of drinking
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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