So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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