I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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