i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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