The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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