i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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