I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
