We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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