I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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