i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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