Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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