C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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