3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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