i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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