K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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