His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
