And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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