Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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