Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My dick has a subreddit
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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